Rumor: Second continuity series to get Trilogy treatment, HD’d exclusively for PS3 [Update]

Reunite the Scion artifacts, reforge Excalibur, and level mountains with Mjolnir, this time in seamless HD, all bundled in a PS3-exclusive Trilogy pack.
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42 year-old Lara Croft is ‘top pals’ with Simon Cowell; Now we abandon her for good

Because while there’s a certain kind of brilliance in Lara Croft being a “recently unemployed, middle-aged aristocratic accumulator of antiquities,” we’d much rather she be found rotten in an age-old crypt with pistols in hand before she starts adding Russel Crowe on Facebook, only to be greeted with rejection.
What guily pleasure this is.